# Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage...? Wife : Silent He said, whats meaning this quite ? Wife replied : Just shut up ! Let me count... | # Santa : Yaar maine kal raat 1 english film dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz... Banta : Kya baat kar raha hai...kya name tha film ka...? Santa : Film ka name tha... "NO DISC INSERTED" |
=================== # Two men met while both are looking for their lost wives. 1st : How yours look like...? 2nd : She is 5'-7", 36-24-36, fair, black eyes, what about yours...? 1st : forget mine..! Let's find yours... |
================================= CAUTION (16+) # Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will loss ALL your friends." | ================================== A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body..? Husband looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor." |
